Lincoln Story Book
Henry L. Williams
Play
Length 9 h 52 min
Chapters 391
First published 1907
Subtitle: A Judicious Collection of the Best Stories and Anecdotes of the Great President, Many Appearing Here for the First Time in Book Form - compiled by Henry L. Williams
The Abraham Lincoln Statue at Chicago is accepted as the typical Westerner of the forum, the rostrum, and the tribune, as he stood to be inaugurated under the war-cloud in 1861. But there is another Lincoln as dear to the common people--the Lincoln of happy quotations, the speaker of household words. Instead of the erect, impressive, penetrative platform orator we see a long, gaunt figure, divided between two chairs for comfort, the head bent forward, smiling broadly, the lips curved in laughter, the deep eyes irradiating their caves of wisdom; the story-telling Lincoln, enjoying the enjoyment he gave to others. (from the preface of the book) This is so big it took two pages on Internet Archive to store it all (Part 1 has 01 - 255 and part 2 has 256-391).
Chapters
1
001 - Preface Read by Ernst Schnell 8:22
2
002 - Lincoln Calendar Read by Ernst Schnell 5:55
3
003 - Childish Rime Read by Rhonda Federman 1:06
4
004 - The Little Hatchet Did It. Read by VocalBillity 1:24
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005 - The Little Hatchet Again Turns Up. Read by Esther 1:32
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006 - Lincoln's Wedding-Song. Read by Magdalena 1:02
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007 - Risk The Hogs And I Will Risk Myself! Read by Esther 2:02
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008 - The Rest Was Vile. Read by Magdalena 1:46
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009 - No Heaping Coals Of Fire On That Head. Read by Esther 1:23
10
010 - Stumping The Stump-Speaker. Read by David Federman 1:46
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011 - Making The Wool, Not Feathers, Fly. Read by Rhonda Federman 2:42
12
012 - Log-Rolling To Save Lives. Read by Esther 2:56
13
013 - Lincoln's First Dollar. Read by Ernst Schnell 3:42
14
014 - Conviction Through A Thrashing. Read by horizonbreakk 1:57
15
015 - Boating On Ground "A Leetle Damp." Read by Joseph Finkberg 2:10
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016 - The Initiator Installed. Read by David Federman 3:39
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017 - The Horrors For The Third Time! Read by Joseph Finkberg 2:38
18
018 - The Whistle That Stopped The Boat. Read by Esther 0:44
19
019 - It Is The Deed, Not The Doer. Read by Joseph Finkberg 4:01
20
020 - Turn Out Or Be Turned Out. Read by Megan Kunkel 0:45
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021 - The Best Thing To Take. Read by Esther 1:04
22
022 - Drinking And Swallowing Are Two Things. Read by Joseph Finkberg 2:17
23
023 - Worsted In A Horse-Trade. Read by Allegra 2:10
24
024 - How Many Short Breaths? Read by Joseph Finkberg 1:33
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025 - Lincoln's Height. Read by Rhonda Federman 1:57
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026 - Measures And Men. Read by Joseph Finkberg 2:34
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027 - The Prize For Homeliness. Read by Jeremiah Britt 1:23
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028 - How Long Legs Should Be. Read by Joseph Finkberg 0:47
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029 - Long Meter. Read by Sibella Denton 1:20
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030 - Hardships Strengthen Muscles. Read by TriciaG 2:03
31
031 - He Used To Be "Good On The Chop." Read by singnstitch 1:24
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032 - A Man Who Can Scratch His Shins Without Stooping. Read by Sibella Denton 0:41
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033 - Struck By The Dead Hand. Read by Ernst Schnell 1:12
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034 - This Clinches It. Read by Sibella Denton 0:40
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035 - Lincoln's First Love-Story. Read by Rhonda Federman 2:17
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036 - A Put-Up Job--Or Chance? Read by Sibella Denton 1:31
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037 - Lincoln's Marriage. Read by John Lieder 2:51
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038 - The Burlesque Duel. Read by Sibella Denton 3:23
39
039 - Wanting To Dance The Worst Way. Read by kidder 1:17
40
040 - The Statute Fixes All That! Read by TriciaG 1:03
41
041 - He Did Not Know His Own House. Read by Sibella Denton 1:12
42
042 - The Only One Who Dared "Pull Wool Over Lincoln's Eyes." Read by Magdalena 1:36
43
043 - The Long And Short Of It. Read by Megan Kunkel 0:35
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044 - All A Man Wants--Twenty Thousand Dollars! Read by Sibella Denton 1:40
45
045 - I'll Hit The Thing Hard! Read by Allegra 1:37
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046 - The "Lex Talionis" Christianized. Read by Sibella Denton 0:47
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047 - The Slave-Dealer. Read by John Lieder 1:40
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048 - The Negro Home, Or Agitation! Read by David Federman 3:08
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049 - Lincoln's Vow. Read by Stuness 2:12
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050 - Den I Takes To De Woods! Read by singnstitch 2:08
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051 - The Unpardonable Crime. Read by David Federman 2:34
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052 - Beyond The Boon. Read by Rhonda Federman 1:55
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053 - Vain As The Pope's Bull Against The Comet. Read by Sibella Denton 0:51
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054 - A Volunteer Captaincy Worth Two Dollars. Read by Ernst Schnell 1:34
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055 - Getting The Company Column Through "Endwise." Read by Sibella Denton 0:47
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056 - Regular And Irregular. Read by Hannah Dowell 1:31
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057 - Knowing When To Give In. Read by John Lieder 2:04
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058 - A Fruitful Speech. Read by Kristine Bekere 1:38
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059 - A Captain Challenged By His Men. Read by Sibella Denton 1:30
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060 - General McClellan's Opinion Of Lincoln As A Lawyer. Read by Ernst Schnell 1:35
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061 - Kentuckians Are Clanny. Read by Sibella Denton 1:35
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062 - Not To Be Thought Of! Read by TriciaG 1:28
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063 - Skin Wright And Close! Read by Magdalena 2:19
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064 - Hooking Hens Is Low! Read by Sibella Denton 0:52
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065 - The State Against Mr. Whisky! Read by TriciaG 2:16
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066 - As Clear As Moonshine. Read by Sibella Denton 7:22
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067 - Nice Clothes May Make A Handsome Man--Even Of You! Read by John Lieder 3:25
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068 - The Abutment Was Dubersome. Read by Sibella Denton 1:21
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069 - Good Enough For The President. Read by Magdalena 2:37
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070 - Lincoln's First Political Speech. Read by Sibella Denton 1:02
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071 - A Lightning-Rod To Protect A Guilty Conscience! Read by Rhonda Federman 3:27
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072 - Firing On A Flea For A Squirrel. Read by Jeremiah Britt 3:12
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073 - The Cream Of The Joke. Read by Sibella Denton 1:09
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074 - Parallel Courses. Read by Megan Kunkel 0:24
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075 - Jumping Jim Crow Read by Sibella Denton 1:09
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076 - Facts Are Stubborn Things. Read by Magdalena 1:07
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077 - The Party Gad. Read by John Lieder 1:46
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078 - Hard To Beat! Read by Sibella Denton 1:14
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079 - I Reckon I Took More Than My Share. Read by Ernst Schnell 2:05
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080 - Lincoln Was Loaded For Bear. Read by Sibella Denton 1:27
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081 - A Bounteous President--If Anything Is Left! Read by kidder 1:06
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082 - The Art Of Being Paid To Eat. Read by Sibella Denton 1:12
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083 - A Vice Not To Say "No!" Read by singnstitch 0:45
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084 - The Best Car! Read by David Lawrence 1:28
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085 - Self-Made. Read by Sibella Denton 0:45
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086 - His High Mightiness. Read by David Lawrence 1:20
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087 - Lincoln's Opinion At Thirty. Read by TriciaG 0:32
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088 - The Blank Biography. Read by Sibella Denton 0:54
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089 - The Homliest Man Under Government. Read by Magdalena 2:57
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090 - Better Looking Than Expected. Read by David Lawrence 1:21
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091 - Lincoln And Superstition. Read by Ernst Schnell 0:54
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092 - Lincoln's Dream. Read by Sibella Denton 0:31
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093 - Lincoln's Vision. Read by David Federman 2:54
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094 - It Is A Poor Sermon That Does Not Hit Somewhere. Read by Megan Kunkel 0:41
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095 - The Religion Of Feeling. Read by Sibella Denton 0:28
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096 - The Two Prayers. Read by Magdalena 1:34
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097 - We Shall See Our Friends In Heaven! Read by Hannah Dowell 1:25
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098 - More Praying And Less Swearing! Read by singnstitch 0:55
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099 - Gloves Or No Gloves. Read by Sibella Denton 1:15
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100 - The Use Of Books. Read by Megan Kunkel 0:27
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101 - Lincoln's Book Criticism. Read by Logan McCamon 0:32
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102 - The Hand-To-Hand Encounter. Read by Logan McCamon 1:19
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103 - Better Sometimes Right Than All Times Wrong. Read by Logan McCamon 0:35
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104 - Making The Dagger Stab The Holder. Read by Logan McCamon 0:59
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105 - The Tail Of The Kite. Read by Logan McCamon 0:28
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106 - No Day Without A Line. Read by Logan McCamon 0:27
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107 - Truth And The People. Read by Sibella Denton 0:24
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108 - Call Me 'Lincoln.' Read by Hannah Dowell 0:57
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109 - The Eloquent Hand. Read by David Federman 2:38
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110 - Woman. Read by Sibella Denton 0:21
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111 - To Think And To Do Well. Read by Magdalena 0:37
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112 - Set The Trap Again! Read by Allegra 1:26
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113 - No Royalty In Our Carriage. Read by Sibella Denton 1:50
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114 - The Trap To Catch A Douglas. Read by TriciaG 1:46
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115 - Practise Before And Behind "The Bar." Read by Utek 1:49
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116 - Connubial Amity. Read by Magdalena 0:37
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117 - The Model Whisky-Barrel. Read by Sibella Denton 1:04
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118 - Fighting Out Of One Coat Into The Other. Read by Hannah Dowell 1:06
119
119 - The Promising Face! Read by David Lawrence 1:14
120
120 - A House Divided Cannot Stand. Read by Megan Kunkel 0:48
121
121 - The Concert On "Dred Scott." Read by Magdalena 1:40
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122 - Playing Cuttlefish. Read by Sibella Denton 0:34
123
123 - A Voice From The Dead. Read by Kristine Bekere 1:11
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124 - If I Must Go Down, Let It Be Linked To Truth. Read by kidder 2:36
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125 - Come One, Come All! Read by Sibella Denton 0:55
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126 - Assisting The Inevitable. Read by Jordan Nelson 2:22
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127 - Self-Sacrifice. Read by Sibella Denton 1:11
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128 - A Fight Proves Nothing. Read by TriciaG 0:57
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129 - Win The Fight, Or Die A-Trying. Read by Sibella Denton 0:54
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130 - Pills To Purge Melancholy. Read by Morgen 0:42
131
131 - Down To The Raisins! Read by Sibella Denton 1:01
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132 - Giant And Giant-Killer. Read by David Lawrence 0:39
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133 - Lincoln's "Sentiments" On A Mooted Point. Read by Sibella Denton 0:29
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134 - Chestnuts Under A Sycamore. Read by David Lawrence 1:11
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135 - Still Of Little Note. Read by Sibella Denton 0:47
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136 - The Tree-Toad And "Timotheus." Read by David Lawrence 3:39
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137 - If It Will Do The President Good-- Read by Magdalena 1:14
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138 - Grounds For A Financial Estimate. Read by Sibella Denton 1:02
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139 - I Wanted To See Them Spread! Read by Magdalena 1:44
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140 - The Lincoln Non Sequitur. Read by Ernst Schnell 1:14
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141 - Why So Many Common People. Read by Sibella Denton 0:49
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142 - Envy Of A Humorist. Read by Magdalena 1:01
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143 - The Stopper On Journalistic "Gas." Read by Utek 0:49
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144 - Salt Before Pepper. Read by Sibella Denton 1:44
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145 - Matching Stories. Read by Kristine Bekere 2:06
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146 - The Only Discredit. Read by Sibella Denton 0:39
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147 - No Re-Lie-ance Of Them! Read by David Lawrence 0:57
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148 - No Vices--Few Virtues. Read by Sibella Denton 1:06
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149 - The Apples Of His Eye. Read by Magdalena 3:35
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150 - The Whetstone Story. Read by TriciaG 1:28
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151 - The Monarch Of All He Surveyed. Read by Sibella Denton 0:44
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152 - Men Have Faults Like Horses. Read by David Lawrence 1:43
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153 - Lincoln's Puns On Proper Names. Read by Magdalena 3:18
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154 - Not So Easy To Get Into Prison. Read by Sibella Denton 0:45
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155 - Them Three Fellers Agin! Read by David Lawrence 1:20
156
156 - Lincoln The Great And Lincoln The Little. Read by Todd Lennon 2:23
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157 - Go, Thou, And Do Likewise. Read by Sibella Denton 1:20
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158 - Is The World Going To Follow That Comet Off? Read by Andy 3:53
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159 - A Good Listener. Read by Todd Lennon 2:05
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160 - Carried The Post-Matter In His Hat. Read by Sibella Denton 0:42
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161 - President Lincoln Dubbed Them The "Wide-Awakes." Read by Cagliostro 2:27
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162 - Trust To The Old Blue Sock. Read by Allegra 2:31
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163 - If All Failed, He Could Go Back To The Old Trade! Read by Sibella Denton 2:58
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164 - As A Light Porter. Read by TriciaG 1:47
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165 - Whiskered, To Please The Ladies And Get Votes. Read by Sibella Denton 1:30
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166 - After Votes. Read by Magdalena 0:51
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167 - The Highwayman's Non Sequitur. Read by Sibella Denton 0:43
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168 - How To Get Men To Vote! Read by Cagliostro 0:37
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169 - Beginning At The Head With Clothing. Read by Sibella Denton 0:32
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170 - Luce A Jug--The Handle All One Side. Read by Magdalena 1:08
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171 - Such A Sucker As Me, President! Read by Sibella Denton 0:50
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172 - One Happy Day. Read by TriciaG 0:53
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173 - Old Abe Will Look Better When His Hair Is Combed. Read by David Lawrence 2:06
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174 - A Curious Combination. Read by Annise 0:36
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175 - Abraham Lincoln Read by Sibella Denton 0:35
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176 - The Snake Simile. Read by Todd Lennon 1:26
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177 - What's In A Name? Read by Jerusha Renstrom 0:46
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178 - Paying For Whisky He Did Not Drink. Read by Sibella Denton 1:08
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179 - The Highest Merit To The Soldier. Read by TriciaG 0:41
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180 - How Sleep The Brave? Read by Magdalena 1:12
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181 - The Stokers As Brave As Any. Read by Sibella Denton 0:51
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182 - Try And Go As Far As You Can! Read by Todd Lennon 1:25
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183 - Argument Of "The Stub-Tailed Cow." Read by Sibella Denton 1:46
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184 - Pegged Or Sewed? Read by TriciaG 1:20
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185 - Soldiering Apart From Politics. Read by Sibella Denton 1:00
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186 - A Time That Tried The Soul. Read by Kristine Bekere 1:04
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187 - Cabinet Talk. Read by Sibella Denton 3:13
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188 - On The Blister-Bench. Read by Magdalena 1:08
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189 - Abe, A Thundering Old Glory! Read by TriciaG 1:13
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190 - Perfect Retaliation. Read by Sibella Denton 1:10
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191 - Let Down The Bars A Leetle. Read by Magdalena 0:59
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192 - The Administration Can Stand It If The Times Can. Read by kidder 1:20
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193 - Bottling That Wasp. Read by Sibella Denton 1:30
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194 - That King Lost His Head. Read by TriciaG 1:09
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195 - Swearing Like A Churchwarden. Read by Sibella Denton 1:18
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196 - My Speeches Have Originality As Their Merit. Read by Magdalena 1:40
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197 - Righting Wrong Hurts, But Does Good. Read by Sibella Denton 1:29
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198 - Stanton's Service Was Worth His Sauce. Read by David Lawrence 1:59
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199 - A Secret Of The Interior. Read by TriciaG 1:05
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200 - All Staff And No Army. Read by Sibella Denton 1:37
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201 - No Man Is Indispensable. Read by Magdalena 1:09
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202 - Sleeping On Post Cancels A Commission. Read by TriciaG 1:55
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203 - My Question! Read by Sibella Denton 1:20
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204 - If Good, He's Got It! If T'Aint Good, He Ain't Got It! Read by Todd Lennon 2:04
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205 - Lincoln Guessed The First Time. Read by Sibella Denton 0:46
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206 - A Phantom Chase. Read by TriciaG 0:49
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207 - The Word Flies, But The Writ Remains. Read by Megan Kunkel 0:36
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208 - The War-Lord. Read by Allegra 1:09
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209 - File It Away! Read by Ernst Schnell 1:15
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210 - What We Have, We Will Give You. Read by Megan Kunkel 0:38
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211 - More "Shinplasters" To Heal The Sore. Read by Sibella Denton 0:56
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212 - There Is Much In An 'If' And A 'But.' Read by TriciaG 1:04
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213 - Don't Waste The Plug, But Use It! Read by Magdalena 2:37
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214 - The Running Fever. Read by Sibella Denton 1:01
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215 - One And A Half Times Bigger Than Other Men! Read by DrBeccaAnne 2:16
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216 - So Slow, A Hearse Ran Over Him! Read by TriciaG 1:38
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217 - Blood-Shedding Remits Sins. Read by Sibella Denton 1:20
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218 - His "Leg Cases." Read by Todd Lennon 2:49
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219 - How The Delinquent Soldier Paid His Debt. Read by VocalBillity 2:49
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220 - The Swearing Had To Be Done Then, Or Not At All! Read by Magdalena 2:14
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221 - Displace The Thistles By Flowers. Read by Sibella Denton 1:43
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222 - You Have One, And I Have One--That Is Right! Read by TriciaG 1:16
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223 - Shooting A Man Does Him No Good! Read by Kristine Bekere 0:54
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224 - Benevolence Is Beautiful. Read by Sibella Denton 0:47
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225 - It Was The Baby That Did It. Read by Megan Kunkel 1:29
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226 - It Rests Me To Save A Life! Read by Magdalena 0:56
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227 - A Family Man Wants To See His Family. Read by DrBeccaAnne 1:11
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228 - A Rule Without Exception. Read by Todd Lennon 1:08
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229 - Even Rebels Might Be Saved. Read by Sibella Denton 0:54
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230 - Whipping Around The Stump. Read by TriciaG 1:41
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231 - Life Too Precious To Be Lost. Read by Steve Eberhardt 2:07
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232 - Mercy Has Precedence Over The Rigid. Read by Magdalena 2:31
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233 - Taken From Rebellion And Given To Loyalty. Read by DrBeccaAnne 1:24
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234 - Suspension Is Not Execution Read by Sibella Denton 1:24
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235 - The Discontented ... About Four Hundred-- Read by TriciaG 1:27
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236 - Not Much Of A Head, But His Only One! Read by Sibella Denton 0:57
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237 - Gi'e Us A Good Conceit! Read by Todd Lennon 1:11
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238 - They Went Away Sicker Still. Read by Sibella Denton 0:38
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239 - Of Twenty Applicants, Nineteen Are Made Enemies. Read by Morgen 1:33
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240 - Rid Of An Office-Seeker. Read by TriciaG 1:26
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241 - Not Good Offices, But A Good Story. Read by Todd Lennon 2:48
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242 - Encourage Longing For Work. Read by Sibella Denton 0:36
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243 - But Aaron Got His Commission! Read by Magdalena 0:56
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244 - Something Lincolnian All Could Take. Read by Todd Lennon 0:45
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245 - Not Many Such Boys Outside Of Sunday-Schools! Read by TriciaG 1:51
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246 - The Good Boy Gets On. Read by Jerusha Renstrom 2:05
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247 - How McCulloch Was Constrained To Serve. Read by Todd Lennon 1:01
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248 - All Mouth And No Hands' Class. Read by Sibella Denton 0:36
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249 - Hot And Cold The Same Breath. Read by DrBeccaAnne 1:44
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250 - Wanted The Jail Earnings. Read by TriciaG 1:19
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251 - A Title No Hindrance. Read by DrBeccaAnne 0:50
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252 - A Talker With Nothing To Say. Read by Sibella Denton 1:25
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253 - Stick To Your Business. Read by Magdalena 1:21
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254 - Marrying A Man Without His Consent. Read by Sibella Denton 1:02
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255 - A Luxury To See One Who Wants Nothing. Read by TriciaG 1:38
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256 - Accuse Not A Servant---- Read by Hannah Dowell 1:18
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257 - A Wolf In A Trap Must Sacrifice His "Tail" To Be Free. Read by Allegra 0:49
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258 - Somewhat Of A Newsman. Read by Todd Lennon 1:38
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259 - A Little More Light And A Little Less Noise. Read by Sibella Denton 1:11
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260 - My Part Of The Ship Is Anchored. Read by TriciaG 2:07
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261 - Angels Swearing Make No Difference. Read by Utek 1:12
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262 - Washington's Difficult Task. Read by Sibella Denton 0:43
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263 - Steel And Steal. Read by DrBeccaAnne 1:07
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264 - That's What's The Matter. Read by Magdalena 5:54
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265 - The Ship Of State Simile. Read by TriciaG 1:18
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266 - A Pill For The Public Printer. Read by Sibella Denton 1:30
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267 - Let The Grass Grow Where It May! Read by kidder 2:14
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268 - The Peace-At-Any-Price Party. Read by Magdalena 1:26
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269 - Things Were Topsy-Turvy Aloft, Too. Read by Sibella Denton 1:26
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270 - Hitching To The Moon. Read by TriciaG 0:32
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271 - A Red Flag To Him. Read by Magdalena 2:38
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272 - Fly Away, Jack! Read by TriciaG 1:19
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273 - His Pen Wanted To Keep Their Hogs Safe. Read by Sibella Denton 1:01
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274 - Hurrah For You! Read by singnstitch 0:56
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275 - Put Your Feet Right And Stand Firm! Read by TriciaG 1:02
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276 - Get Their Graves Ready! Read by Sibella Denton 0:43
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277 - Mr. Lincoln's Opinion Of General McClellan. Read by Steve Eberhardt 2:43
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278 - A "Stationary" Engine. Read by Magdalena 1:05
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279 - Shoveling Fleas. Read by Sibella Denton 0:36
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280 - The Georgia Colonel's Costume. Read by TriciaG 0:48
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281 - Coarse Feed First! Read by singnstitch 0:51
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282 - Ain't I Glad To Git Out O' De Wilderness! Read by Magdalena 2:08
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283 - With Two Guns, Hold Off An Army. Read by Sibella Denton 0:46
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284 - Breaking Up The Little Game. Read by Magdalena 2:07
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285 - The Bottom Will Fall Out. Read by TriciaG 1:28
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286 - Master Of Them Both. Read by Sibella Denton 0:43
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287 - The Skeered Virginian. Read by singnstitch 1:07
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288 - He Who Fights And Runs Away-- Read by Magdalena 0:40
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289 - No Sunday Fighting. Read by Sibella Denton 0:38
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290 - Let A Good Man Alone! Read by TriciaG 0:49
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291 - The "Blondin" Simile. Read by Stuness 2:46
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292 - The Pioneer's Land-Title. Read by Magdalena 3:35
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293 - Cheers Not Military--But I Like Them! Read by singnstitch 1:04
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294 - Numbering The Hairs Of His--Tail! Read by Sibella Denton 0:49
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295 - An Unconventional Order. Read by TriciaG 1:31
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296 - It Occurs To Me That I Am Commander! Read by Morgen 1:20
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297 - Compliments Is All They Do Pay! Read by DrBeccaAnne 0:48
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298 - Bail The Potomac With A Spoon. Read by Sibella Denton 1:03
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299 - We Shall Beat Them, My Son! Read by VocalBillity 0:56
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300 - Little For So Big A Business. Read by TriciaG 1:17
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301 - Not "Shoulder-Straps," But Hardtack. Read by Sibella Denton 0:38
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302 - Maryland A Good State To Move From! Read by Allegra 1:06
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303 - Don't Swap Horses Crossing A Stream. Read by Ernst Schnell 2:35
304
304 - No Placing Thorns In The Side Of My Worst Enemy! Read by Sibella Denton 0:54
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305 - The Lincoln Plan Of Campaign. Read by TriciaG 2:00
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306 - The Commander Should Obey Orders. Read by Sibella Denton 0:49
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307 - The Idlers Equaled The Effectives. Read by Magdalena 1:08
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308 - Rest! Read by Sibella Denton 0:29
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309 - I Can Bear Censure, But Not Insult! Read by Ernst Schnell 1:12
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310 - A Battle Of Roses. Read by TriciaG 1:02
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311 - Help Me Let Go! Read by Magdalena 4:12
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312 - Splitting The Difference. Read by Sibella Denton 0:31
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313 - In The Inca's Position. Read by Magdalena 1:21
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314 - Blind Fortune. Read by Stuness 2:17
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315 - Little David And The Stone For Goliath. Read by TriciaG 2:32
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316 - Lincoln's Cheese-Box On A Raft. Read by Magdalena 1:59
317
317 - No "Dutch Courage." Read by Sibella Denton 0:50
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318 - If I Had As Much Money And Was As Badly Skeered---- Read by Magdalena 1:52
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319 - It Pleases Her, And It Don't Hurt Me. Read by Jerusha Renstrom 2:04
320
320 - Let Him Squeal If He Works. Read by TriciaG 1:45
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321 - Brigadiers Cheap--Chargers Costly. Read by Sibella Denton 0:44
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322 - To Cure Singing In The Head. Read by DrBeccaAnne 2:02
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323 - Bowing To The Boy Of Battles. Read by Magdalena 1:37
324
324 - When Washington Was All One Tavern. Read by Sibella Denton 1:23
325
325 - Break The Critter Where Slim! Read by TriciaG 1:01
326
326 - How Get Him Out? Read by Magdalena 1:16
327
327 - A Pleasure To Preside, At Last! Read by Carol Stripling 2:01
328
328 - On The Lord's Side. Read by Sibella Denton 0:33
329
329 - To Canaan! Read by Magdalena 0:59
330
330 - Going To Canaan! Read by TriciaG 0:53
331
331 - The Fox Appointed Paymaster. Read by Andy 1:38
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332 - Risking The Dictatorship. Read by Sibella Denton 1:24
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333 - A Stage In The Ceaseless March Onward To Victory. Read by Magdalena 1:59
334
334 - Working For A Living Makes One Practical. Read by DrBeccaAnne 2:15
335
335 - Hold On And Chaw! Read by TriciaG 1:23
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336 - The Great National Job. Read by Sibella Denton 1:12
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337 - For Flaying A Man Alive. Read by Magdalena 1:24
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338 - One On 'em Not Dead Yet! Read by Carol Stripling 1:31
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339 - The South Like An Ash-Cake. Read by Sibella Denton 2:06
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340 - I Count For Something! Read by TriciaG 1:27
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341 - Passes No Good For Richmond. Read by ruins 0:33
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342 - The Mayor Is The Better Horse. Read by Magdalena 1:40
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343 - The Real Thing Superior To The Sham Battle. Read by Sibella Denton 1:21
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344 - The Tool Turned On The Handle. Read by Stuness 3:38
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345 - Sooner The Fowl By Hatching The Egg Than Smashing It. Read by TriciaG 0:56
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346 - Too Busy To Go Into Another Business. Read by Sibella Denton 1:15
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347 - The Scale Of Rebels. Read by Allegra 0:44
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348 - One War At A Time. Read by Jerusha Renstrom 1:32
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349 - Agin' The Government. Read by Andy 2:18
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350 - Plowing Around A Log. Read by TriciaG 1:22
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351 - Not The Right "Clay" To Cement A Union. Read by Sibella Denton 0:58
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352 - The Man Down South. Read by Andy 2:26
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353 - The Dismembered "Yaller" Dog. Read by Magdalena 2:38
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354 - The Meteorological Omen. Read by Sibella Denton 0:44
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355 - Did She Take The Wink To Herself? Read by TriciaG 0:56
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356 - Going Down With Colors Flying. Read by Cagliostro 2:45
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357 - There Must Be The Bell-Mule. Read by Sibella Denton 1:03
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358 - Root, Hog, Or Die! Read by Jennifer13 4:43
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359 - The Grant Brand Of Whisky. Read by Sibella Denton 1:49
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360 - A General, At Last! Read by TriciaG 1:10
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361 - A Fizzle Anyhow! Read by Cagliostro 1:50
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362 - Forget Over A Grave! Read by Sibella Denton 0:42
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363 - If He Felt That Way--Start! Read by David Lawrence 1:50
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364 - Figures Will Prove Anything. Read by Morgen 1:07
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365 - I Don't Want To--But That's It If I Must Die! Read by TriciaG 1:05
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366 - Best Let An Elephant Go! Read by David Lawrence 1:22
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367 - History Repeats. Read by Sibella Denton 0:38
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368 - Not The President, But The Old Friend. Read by Cagliostro 2:57
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369 - Close Your Eyes! Read by Magdalena 0:42
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370 - Don't Judge By Appearances. Read by TriciaG 1:30
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371 - Nothing Can Touch Him Further. Read by Hannah Dowell 0:45
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372 - Went And Returned! Read by Sibella Denton 1:36
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373 - The Clear Foresight. Read by Kristine Bekere 1:18
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374 - Do It "Unbeknownst." Read by Hannah Dowell 2:16
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375 - One Cannot Die Twice. Read by TriciaG 0:35
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376 - No More Invidious Name-Calling. Read by Sibella Denton 0:53
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377 - The United States Of America The Treasury Of The World. Read by Kristine Bekere 1:09
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378 - Hang On--Not Hang! Read by Sibella Denton 1:14
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379 - Lincoln's Last Wish. Read by Kristine Bekere 0:39
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380 - Assassiniation. Read by TriciaG 1:13
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381 - A President, Not An Emperor. Read by Kristine Bekere 0:54
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382 - The Plot To Waylay The President (1860). Read by Steve Eberhardt 2:16
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383 - I Don't Believe There Is Any Danger! Read by Kristine Bekere 1:32
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384 - Worry Till You Get Rid Of Things. Read by Sibella Denton 1:30
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385 - The Fearlessness Of The God-Fearing. Read by Kristine Bekere 2:17
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386 - The Poisoning Plot. Read by TriciaG 1:13
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387 - Nothing Like Getting Used To Things! Read by Kristine Bekere 1:21
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388 - Most Afraid Of A Friendly Shot. Read by Sibella Denton 0:57
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389 - The One Word He Had Learned. Read by Kristine Bekere 0:57
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390 - Not To Disappoint The People. Read by VocalBillity 1:00
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391 - Nothing Like Prayer--But Praise. Read by Esther 1:51
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